Post by Josef OswaldPost by Josef OswaldWell I don't really wanna talk about it,
this is getting ridiculous :-/
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Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700
porcupines.
Source: IJMC - Children's Bible Quotes
When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the
Magna Carta.
Source: IJMC - Children's Bible Quotes
When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they
found Jesus in the manager.
Source: IJMC - Children's Bible Quotes (19)
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
Source: IJMC - Children's Bible Quotes